Sunday, May 25, 2008
Fox News - um, you can't say that
Liz Trotta doesn't seem to be a huge Barack Obama fan...or as she calls him - "Osama." I hope she thinks the Secret Service are handsome, because she may have a date with them soon. Bill O'Reilly isn't available for comment. Shame shame.
Friday, May 23, 2008
It's been a while
I never thought we'd return. Over the past few months, we've been incredibly busy - "X" started his career as a sheepherder, and I finished up my degree in pizza eating. So we haven't updated, although there were certainly times when we thought about it. Well think no more, because everyone's favorite bastion of intolerance has written her most offensive column yet.
"Demo's, al Qaeda profess same goal"
A few months ago, Anne T. Garcia said that George W. Bush is God's great general. So this kind of horse shit really isn't out of the ordinary, for her. That doesn't make it any less offensive.
It's memorial day weekend, and America heads to the beaches, mountains, and campsites to celebrate the traditional beginning of summer
"It's 3AM, and your children are sleeping..."
Cemeteries are donned with wreaths and flowers honoring those who have paid the ultimate price to secure our liberty. As the saying goes, freedom isn't free.
Anne has a widget on her computer called "Patriotic Slogan Generator v0.22." It's like porn to her.
Many brave Americans rallied to join the armed services after the despicable acts of Sept. 11, 2001. They understood the words of President George W. Bush that proved to be eerily prophetic: The axis of evil is Iraq, Iran and North Korea.In a larger sense, they represent radical Sunni Islam (Iraq), radial Shiite Islam (Iran) and communism (North Korea). These three evils will continue to be the greatest threat to humanity, until they are annihilated.
Anne, most of those brave Americans you speak of didn't think they'd be duped into fighting a pointless, unjust, quagmire of a war. "President" Bush had the goodwill of mostly the entire world on his side after 9/11. Squandering that is like popping out on one of Barry Zito's 83 mph fastballs; Bush earned himself a backwards K in this case.
And what's this talk of annihilation? Is that something a good Christian would say? You're a horrible person.
The world should be beating a path to Washington, D.C., and Israel, thanking them for their stance against terrorism. But it isn't playing out that way.
"Thank you Mr. Bush for starting a war in Iraq which has made Iran more powerful, and also, we couldn't be happier that the terrorists in Afghanistan are stronger than ever because you decided to turn your attention to Iraq." So, Anne...how is all this playing out?
Inexplicably in America, even the Democratic Party is lining up with one of the main goals of al Qaeda.
Well if that's not the craziest, cunt-iest thing I've ever read, I don't know what could be!
She goes on to cite a memo from al-Zawahiri, regarding "the future plans of Al Qaeda in 2005." These somehow compare to the Democratic Party's plans...for Al Qaeda in 2008, according to Anne Garcia, horrible person and voice of the lunatic Christian right:
The first stage: Expel the Americans from Iraq.
Democrats want to end the war by removing American troops safely and peacefully. They don't want to "expel" them. "Expel" has some pretty violent connotations, no?
The second stage: Establish an Islamic authority . . . until it achieves the level of a caliphate . . . in order to fill the void stemming from the departure of the Americans.
The third stage: Extend the jihad wave to the secular countries neighboring Iraq.
The fourth stage: The clash with Israel.
So the Democrats want to establish an Islamic authority, extend the jihad, and then...start a war with Israel? Or, Anne, were you just basing your stupid comparison on the first phase, which was baseless in itself?
It couldn't be any more clear. The Democratic Party and its presidential hopefuls have the same goal as al Qaeda: Remove the Americans from Iraq.
Oh, OK, you were. Thanks for clearing that up.
Maybe the Dem's don't realize that the next play in the Sunni playbook is to take the Middle East for al Qaeda. Or maybe they just don't care.
Read this column by Joe Biden, the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, and tell me who's out of touch and who doesn't care. That's right -- take a minute to minimize that picture of Bush clearing brush (and while you're at it, take your hand off your twat), and read something from outside your echo chamber of ignorance.
Now call me crazy, call me naive, call me a patriot, but I don't think Americans should line up on the same side with al Qaeda.
You are crazy and naive. You're not a patriot, as if that's some sort of insult. What is insulting is that you fancy yourself a patriot, when you're actually a black hole of fundamentalist despotism, ridden with logical fallacies so vast that even Bill O'Reilly himself looks marginally sane in your shadow.
If the Democrats cannot wrest their party from the George Souros, ultra left, radicals then they do not deserve your vote.
Don't you mean George SOROS? Anyway, remember that Sarah Silverman thing that came out a few months ago - "I'm Fucking Matt Damon"? Anne should come out with her own version: "I'm Fucking Dick Cheney." I hereby apologize to everyone reading this for that image, and to Barry Zito, who I've heard is a really cool guy.
"Demo's, al Qaeda profess same goal"
A few months ago, Anne T. Garcia said that George W. Bush is God's great general. So this kind of horse shit really isn't out of the ordinary, for her. That doesn't make it any less offensive.
It's memorial day weekend, and America heads to the beaches, mountains, and campsites to celebrate the traditional beginning of summer
"It's 3AM, and your children are sleeping..."
Cemeteries are donned with wreaths and flowers honoring those who have paid the ultimate price to secure our liberty. As the saying goes, freedom isn't free.
Anne has a widget on her computer called "Patriotic Slogan Generator v0.22." It's like porn to her.
Many brave Americans rallied to join the armed services after the despicable acts of Sept. 11, 2001. They understood the words of President George W. Bush that proved to be eerily prophetic: The axis of evil is Iraq, Iran and North Korea.In a larger sense, they represent radical Sunni Islam (Iraq), radial Shiite Islam (Iran) and communism (North Korea). These three evils will continue to be the greatest threat to humanity, until they are annihilated.
Anne, most of those brave Americans you speak of didn't think they'd be duped into fighting a pointless, unjust, quagmire of a war. "President" Bush had the goodwill of mostly the entire world on his side after 9/11. Squandering that is like popping out on one of Barry Zito's 83 mph fastballs; Bush earned himself a backwards K in this case.
And what's this talk of annihilation? Is that something a good Christian would say? You're a horrible person.
The world should be beating a path to Washington, D.C., and Israel, thanking them for their stance against terrorism. But it isn't playing out that way.
"Thank you Mr. Bush for starting a war in Iraq which has made Iran more powerful, and also, we couldn't be happier that the terrorists in Afghanistan are stronger than ever because you decided to turn your attention to Iraq." So, Anne...how is all this playing out?
Inexplicably in America, even the Democratic Party is lining up with one of the main goals of al Qaeda.
Well if that's not the craziest, cunt-iest thing I've ever read, I don't know what could be!
She goes on to cite a memo from al-Zawahiri, regarding "the future plans of Al Qaeda in 2005." These somehow compare to the Democratic Party's plans...for Al Qaeda in 2008, according to Anne Garcia, horrible person and voice of the lunatic Christian right:
The first stage: Expel the Americans from Iraq.
Democrats want to end the war by removing American troops safely and peacefully. They don't want to "expel" them. "Expel" has some pretty violent connotations, no?
The second stage: Establish an Islamic authority . . . until it achieves the level of a caliphate . . . in order to fill the void stemming from the departure of the Americans.
The third stage: Extend the jihad wave to the secular countries neighboring Iraq.
The fourth stage: The clash with Israel.
So the Democrats want to establish an Islamic authority, extend the jihad, and then...start a war with Israel? Or, Anne, were you just basing your stupid comparison on the first phase, which was baseless in itself?
It couldn't be any more clear. The Democratic Party and its presidential hopefuls have the same goal as al Qaeda: Remove the Americans from Iraq.
Oh, OK, you were. Thanks for clearing that up.
Maybe the Dem's don't realize that the next play in the Sunni playbook is to take the Middle East for al Qaeda. Or maybe they just don't care.
Read this column by Joe Biden, the chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, and tell me who's out of touch and who doesn't care. That's right -- take a minute to minimize that picture of Bush clearing brush (and while you're at it, take your hand off your twat), and read something from outside your echo chamber of ignorance.
Now call me crazy, call me naive, call me a patriot, but I don't think Americans should line up on the same side with al Qaeda.
You are crazy and naive. You're not a patriot, as if that's some sort of insult. What is insulting is that you fancy yourself a patriot, when you're actually a black hole of fundamentalist despotism, ridden with logical fallacies so vast that even Bill O'Reilly himself looks marginally sane in your shadow.
If the Democrats cannot wrest their party from the George Souros, ultra left, radicals then they do not deserve your vote.
Don't you mean George SOROS? Anyway, remember that Sarah Silverman thing that came out a few months ago - "I'm Fucking Matt Damon"? Anne should come out with her own version: "I'm Fucking Dick Cheney." I hereby apologize to everyone reading this for that image, and to Barry Zito, who I've heard is a really cool guy.
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