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My colleague came across this article, God knows how, and sent it to me. I think it's worth sharing with our loyal readers.

Fire ends teens' attempt to lose virginity

"A TEENAGE couple having sex for the first time were interrupted when candles set fire to the girl's attic bedroom and forced them to flee naked from her parents' house, German daily Bild reported today."

This is great. Talk about a memorable first time! This is worse than a story I heard from one of my friends - he sat his bare ass on the hood of a car that had just been driven for 3 hours. Actually, I don't think sex was involved that time. He was just naked and needed a place to sit. Either way, nakedness + thermal radiation = bad. This couple, since they were having sex in an attic, had a lot to contend with. Wasps, fiberglass, weird ceilings, and so on. Burning down her parents' house was probably the least of their worries. I offer my sincerest condolences.