Let me refer you to this chart

Dedicated reader Jessie G. writes in with this interesting piece of media awkwardness:

This is a clip from the prime-time evening news on WFTX-Channel 4,
which serves southwestern Florida (and reaches about 500,000 people
throughout Naples, Fort Myers and surrounding areas).

Click here for the story and video.

Jessie continues:

It's rudimentary, but fine, until you get to minute 2:15 or so. Then
you're in for a real treat. Tell me where, exactly, Ms. Connors
learned such high-level graphic wizardry. Check out that light
placement--clever how it illuminates the *corner* of her prop (and
yet, somehow misses that fine color print she brandishes with such
righetousness.) Finally, look at Ms. Connors dig in and pull out all
the stops to get in touch with President Bush. You'll forgive me if I
never saw whether she was successful. I had fallen onto the floor,
gasping for breath, by this point.

Thanks Jessie. That segment took a turn for the archaic; in its honor, the next edition of the Daily Grego will be written in BASIC.