Is this one of those "here's your sign" things?

Our readers know that we love headlines. Here's one from the Chicago Tribune:

Ad firms doubting future of NFL star

Michael Vick's image hurt by animal abuse

Could have fooled me! The guy who wrote this article, Greg(o) Johnson, has a history of "master of the obvious"-type headlines. For example, here's one from 1994:

"Slicing up white people hurts Simpson's broadcasting career"

At least his golf swing wasn't compromised!