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Monday, May 21, 2007

Inside Grego's computer

What's Going On (abridged version)

It's over.


For more than two years, Kirksville has been engulfed in the saga surrounding Debbie Masten and the New Year's Day fire at her bar, Too Talls Two.

Hasn't been much else "Going On" in those two years. You're aware of this if you've ever read Grego's paper.

Now, after the investigation, eight-day trial and two-hour deliberation, a federal jury returned a guilty verdict that is satisfying, devastating, gratifying, disappointing and shocking all at the same time for various interested parties.

A paragraph that is boring, befuddling, plodding, uninteresting, tiring and drudging -- simultaneously and separately -- for a variety of reader-type people.

Is this really the best way to describe the verdict? Or any verdict? How does Grego come up with these things?



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