We here at the Daily Grego have always enjoyed the antics of Cardinals analyst Al Hrabosky, from his homo-erotic obsession with Reggie Sanders, to how close he sits to Dan McLaughlin in the booth. A few minutes ago, during the Cardinals beat down of the Washington Nationals, Al uttered this line (in so many words):
"You know, they have a statistic for everything these days; Kearns is hitting .245 when he leads off an inning."
When he said the first part, I thought he was going to mention Kearns's EqA or something. I should have known better.
This reminds me of when I was a little kid; my dad was a teacher. When school was canceled for bad weather, teachers called one other to pass the news along. One time, a teacher called to announce that we were having school. What the fuck? Probably someone from the foreign language department. Thanks, Al Hrabosky, for getting my hopes up. You're no better than a teacher at Daily Grego High.
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